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WATSON Wants Adventures and something to piss on!

A Labrador and his best buddy deal with life…and death…food, seagulls, bad driving, the Dysonator and idiots…many many idiots.

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4.30 am and why I love it

Yup.  4.30am is the perfect time to get up and make some noise.  The first hint of a bark or a whine or a crash as I 'tidy' the table top with a well-executed jump gets The Big Dude out of... Continue Reading →

Halfway round the world in 14 hours. Phileas you slow bastard.

Where to begin?  Hmm.  OK.  Here is it.     The journey has been interesting.  I met the family.  They are really very nice, in a needy sort of way.  I am not quite sure how the dynamic works between... Continue Reading →

Holy Shit! I am on the other side of the world!

Knackered.  I promise to post tomorrow.  In detail.  In the meantime, a synopsis.  Drove.  Waited.  Slept.  Drove.  Waited.  Flew!!! Waited.  Waited.  Waited.  Landed.  Waited.  Waited.  FROZE.  Drove.  Waited.  Froze again.  Slept. Barely.  Waited.  Drove.  Drove some more.  Home.  Next to... Continue Reading →

Here they are. Aren’t they special?

Well, they finally got here.  Finally.  I went for a helpless look.  They are cooing and dribbling.  I am quietly appraising their weakness and strengths.  Looks like I have my work cut out for me.  On the road today, so... Continue Reading →

One more sleep until my adoptees come pick me up.

Yesterday sucked.  Today is not much better.  Tomorrow is going to rock the shit out of 2017.  I finally get my family.  They have, at long last, got all of their ducks in a row and we are soon to... Continue Reading →

Humpback WHAT??

Fuck a duck. Let me tell you about my day.  The sun rose.  It traversed the sky.  All hell broke loose.  It set. Let me explain a little. When I say 'the sun rose', I don't actually mean it rose as... Continue Reading →

Civil Rights vs Twitler: My solution?

Let me tell you about a man I read about today.  John Lewis.  Congressman John Lewis.  One of the very few men on the planet who has actually done something with almost every day of his life.  He stood with... Continue Reading →

Medal of Freedom Not for me.

Stymied again.  I only want freedom!  And the man in charge gave the medal to an old bastard in a suit.  That said, he made a hell of a speech afterwards. The rest of my day has been lazy.  I... Continue Reading →

Prison Blues (TREES!)

The trees were a bust.  The manager here has started acting more like a Lager Kommandant. Three times I tried to head out of the front door to take a stroll along the main boardwalk.  Those delicious looking trees swayed... Continue Reading →

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