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WATSON Wants Adventures and something to piss on!

A Labrador and his best buddy deal with life…and death…food, seagulls, bad driving, the Dysonator and idiots…many many idiots.

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Humpback WHAT??

Fuck a duck. Let me tell you about my day.  The sun rose.  It traversed the sky.  All hell broke loose.  It set. Let me explain a little. When I say 'the sun rose', I don't actually mean it rose as... Continue Reading →

Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock

The sound that drives me crazy the most on a pleasant winter's day in sunny Florida is the imagined sound of my life ticking away.  It is there, in the background when I am not actually doing anything.  Between meals... Continue Reading →

Civil Rights vs Twitler: My solution?

Let me tell you about a man I read about today.  John Lewis.  Congressman John Lewis.  One of the very few men on the planet who has actually done something with almost every day of his life.  He stood with... Continue Reading →

Lazy Friday. Lovely Warmth. Good Food.

See title for details.

Medal of Freedom Not for me.

Stymied again.  I only want freedom!  And the man in charge gave the medal to an old bastard in a suit.  That said, he made a hell of a speech afterwards. The rest of my day has been lazy.  I... Continue Reading →

Prison Blues (TREES!)

The trees were a bust.  The manager here has started acting more like a Lager Kommandant. Three times I tried to head out of the front door to take a stroll along the main boardwalk.  Those delicious looking trees swayed... Continue Reading →

Bringing a human home for the first time.

Apologies for yesterday.  I was feeling very slightly aggrieved.  The laws and nuances involved in adopting a human family are quite complex. They are exacerbated by the fact that my family don't actually live on this side of the planet.... Continue Reading →

USDA

Hmmmm.  The humans called.  Got to go to the USDA next friday.  Pick up date delayed 2 days.  Sadface. Sleeping this bad news off. End item.

Cold outside but warm inside.

Sunday is a day of rest for some, sport for others and worship for the existentially unsure.  For me it was a combination of all of the above.  I woke up this morning frozen to the floor.  The foot falls... Continue Reading →

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