Fuck me! My co-campers here at the farm snore like absolute monsters. I barely got 12 hours sleep last night! What kind of (handsome) self respecting puppy can possibly look his best going into a new day with barely 12 hours under his belt? Not this little dude. All of them were shuffling about, snoring and snorting. Yellowbro3 in particular was off the chart. I feel desperately sorry for the folks down in Miami whom he has adopted.
Incidentally, the sleepy little bastard in the top picture here is the famous Vader. A dog of some renown, I am told. He doesn’t look like much in that photo. But if you recall it is because of him that I took pity on The Dysonator and her war with Vader Tull. I am still a touch confused to tell the truth. His name was Lord Darth ‘Stunt Cock’ Vader. I am not sure where Vader Tull comes into this. Perhaps it is an alter ego, or maybe he is some kind of weird lycanthrope. Heaven forbid he is a farm dog or an inventor of mundane farming supplies. Or even a member of an odd but successful band playing some kind of highly experimental Labrador rock! Further investigation will have to wait until after 2nd breakfast I am afraid. Jesus, I sound like a bloody hobbit saying that! Who is a handsome boy? Yes, it is me.
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