Hello world. My name is Watson. I’m the handsome one. I am a little pissed off. There I was, about to settle down for a nap when the dude in blue snatched me up and made me wave at the fat bastard with the camera. Fuckers. Oh, I got my revenge. I had stood in some poo and ‘accidentally’ wiped it on their arms and shirts. Kikiki. More later. Now I am going back to sleep until I am 8 weeks old. Legally an adult with access to my own food and water, the right to sleep when and where I feel like it and the ability to choose whether doggy style involves a trip to the internet or me trying to get traction on a tile floor. I want adventures. More on that later. Ciao for now.
FYI I am 5 weeks old. I was born on November 22nd 2016 near Ocala Florida and I have just adopted my very own family of humans.