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WATSON Wants Adventures and something to piss on!

A Labrador and his best buddy deal with life…and death…food, seagulls, bad driving, the Dysonator and idiots…many many idiots.

Month

January 2017

Halfway round the world in 14 hours. Phileas you slow bastard.

Where to begin?  Hmm.  OK.  Here is it.     The journey has been interesting.  I met the family.  They are really very nice, in a needy sort of way.  I am not quite sure how the dynamic works between... Continue Reading →

Holy Shit! I am on the other side of the world!

Knackered.  I promise to post tomorrow.  In detail.  In the meantime, a synopsis.  Drove.  Waited.  Slept.  Drove.  Waited.  Flew!!! Waited.  Waited.  Waited.  Landed.  Waited.  Waited.  FROZE.  Drove.  Waited.  Froze again.  Slept. Barely.  Waited.  Drove.  Drove some more.  Home.  Next to... Continue Reading →

Here they are. Aren’t they special?

Well, they finally got here.  Finally.  I went for a helpless look.  They are cooing and dribbling.  I am quietly appraising their weakness and strengths.  Looks like I have my work cut out for me.  On the road today, so... Continue Reading →

One more sleep until my adoptees come pick me up.

Yesterday sucked.  Today is not much better.  Tomorrow is going to rock the shit out of 2017.  I finally get my family.  They have, at long last, got all of their ducks in a row and we are soon to... Continue Reading →

Alien abductions. Real? Fuck no It is the…

I wasn't abducted by aliens. People who think that they have been abducted by aliens are clearly insane and or drunk.  I am neither.  Nor was I drunk or insane this morning. First thing this morning The Warden picked me... Continue Reading →

Humpback WHAT??

Fuck a duck. Let me tell you about my day.  The sun rose.  It traversed the sky.  All hell broke loose.  It set. Let me explain a little. When I say 'the sun rose', I don't actually mean it rose as... Continue Reading →

Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock

The sound that drives me crazy the most on a pleasant winter's day in sunny Florida is the imagined sound of my life ticking away.  It is there, in the background when I am not actually doing anything.  Between meals... Continue Reading →

Civil Rights vs Twitler: My solution?

Let me tell you about a man I read about today.  John Lewis.  Congressman John Lewis.  One of the very few men on the planet who has actually done something with almost every day of his life.  He stood with... Continue Reading →

Lazy Friday. Lovely Warmth. Good Food.

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